The Complete History of America (Abridged)

A play by Adam Long, Reed Martin, and Austin Tichenor

Directed by Nolan Long

Stars Playhouse
2756 Mosasco Street, Bakersfield, CA 93312

Show Times
Doors at 7 p.m. Show at 7:30 p.m.

Regular - $20
18 and under - $15

About the Show
600 years of history in 6000 seconds… history will never be the same! From Washington to Watergate, yea verily from the Bering Straits to Baghdad, from New World to New World Order – The Complete History of America (Abridged) is a ninety-minute roller-coaster ride through the glorious quagmire that is American History, reminding us that it’s not the length of your history that matters — it’s what you’ve done with it!

“… THE COMPLETE HISTORY OF AMERICA interprets the past as a breathlessly paced sequence of silly vaudeville sketches, word-association games, puns and crude parodies of movie and television genres. Nothing is sacred, and many of the facts have been skewed to suggest the paranoid ravings of a particularly loony tabloid …” —Stephen Holden, The New York Times

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